Hey.

Glad you could make it. I’m Kevin and I’m a copywriter. I like making people laugh, or at least groan, for a living.

I have a cat that can’t meow and I can eat an entire bag of Reese’s without breaking a sweat. One time I won a Lord of the Rings team trivia night by myself and all I got was a lousy mug. I think eggs are disgusting. And if I could go back in time, I’d wander around the ancient empires of Mesopotamia making jokes about how fertile our crescents are until I was mercifully stoned to death in a timely and fashionable manner.

Worth it.